The absolute dumbest prescription I have ever seen:
Sent via facsimile, mind you...
Norvasc 5mg #90 1 po qd refill x3
I'll leave off all the patient specific stuff for HIPAA purposes, but everything on this Rx was perfect...up until the very last line...
***CANCEL THIS PRESCRIPTION***
Why the hell did you fax it to us then???
Waitress, I would very much like a cool, refreshing glass of ice water....did I just order ice water? Please cancel that. I don't want water at all. I want the complete opposite of water. What do you have that's least like water?