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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Complaint from a new reader: "I don't think starting off with concentration camps and pharmacies is a good idea if you want to raise that sweet sweet ad revenue from your site. Gonna need something happier than concentration camps and more mass appeal than pharmacies if you want to drive the necessary traffic to your site."

While I can no longer remember why I originally started takealotofdrugs.com, I do not believe it was for the ad revenue. However, I was a starving student at the time...and I see that I still have the "Donate to the boat fund" button over there, so maybe I am mistaken; maybe I am doing this for the ad revenue. Regardless, a bit more traffic would make the countless hours I spend typing this drivel a little more worthwhile.

But how to generate more traffic? I saw on the news that myspace is the most visited site on the web. Unfortunately, I am not a 14 year old girl, and therefore no nothing about myspace. Also, I do much of my blogging at work (yes, I'm stuck at work today), and the company feels the need to block the site.

I believe google is the second most popular site on the web. But google has not cached my site in over a year. So I am boycotting google. Also, I have no idea how I would translate google's success to my own page.

There is only one other thing I can think of that sells, so I will be borrowing a page from bikeforums.net: Tandem Porn!!!!
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I was also thinking of adding some stoker porn, but I have a feeling that might be vetoed.

P.S. If anybody else has any constructive criticism, you may want to consider placing it in the comments section (rather than emailing me)...that way it looks like your insightfulness is shaping public policy, or something.

P.P.S. If you have any tandem (or stoker) porn you would like me to post, feel free to send that via email.

4 comments:

Tate said...

Dude... Am I imagining things, or did you put your bottom tubes in upside down again?

(And what's with the bike hanging from the rafters? Your bikes know how to party...)

Anonymous said...

Do they make tandem bicycles where the back half is configured like a girl's bike? You know, with the low bar.

Michael Lasko said...

Wow, a real bicycling question! You can certainly find many tandems with the "girl's bike" in back (also called a step through frame). However, a bike with a step through frame loses a whole lot of stiffness, so usually only "cheap" bicyles are set up like this. (Since most women no longer bicycle in dresses, there is no reason that I can think of to buy a "girl's bike").

Check out good old walmart: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3663045

Anonymous said...

Tandem Bicycles - Tandems (Tandeming) is great fun, cant wait to get out on mine again
Geoff