After a few hours of polishing, sealing, and waxing your car, you may notice that your orbital buffer is talking to you. There is no harm in listening to the orbital buffer if it is giving you important life advice...but if the orbital buffer is trying to tell you which part of the car you should work on next, you should ignore it; the orbital buffer does not really know much about waxing cars.

(Historical photo 9/11/06)