Quiznos Monkeys revisited.

So I've been working on the guitar chords for the Quiznos commericals [Yes, I am aware that I spelled commercials wrong, but that typo is brining me all my Google traffic, so I can't change it now]. (As an aside, does anybody know if it's Quiznos or Quizno's? Looks like I have been typing both). Anyway, Quiznos people: please don't sue me. I would be more than happy to perform this in a commercial. I can sing almost as well as the Sponge Monkeys, and I'm just as funny looking. So here's the guitar tab (3 low strings only; I hope this lines up right):

2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|
2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|
0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|

11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|9-9-9-9-9-9-9|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|
11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|9-9-9-9-9-9-9|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|
-9--9---9--9--9---9--9--7|7-7-7-7-7-7-7|-9--9--9--9---9--9--9--7|

9-9-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|
9-9-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-9|
7-7-7-7|0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|-9--9--9---9--9---9--9--7|

9-9-9-9-9-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2
9-9-9-9-9-9-9|2-2-2-2-2-7|7-9-9|2
7-7-7-7-7-7-7|0-0-0-0-0-5|5-7-7|0


I'm having trouble fitting the words in. I don't think it matters much where you sing them. Loud and high pitched is the important part. What better way to annoy the Mrs?